Free Teacher Joke – "Jonah and The Whale"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. “
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
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