Free Teacher Joke – "Jonah and The Whale"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. “
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
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