FREE TEACHER JOKE – "The Halloween Spirit Quiz"

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If you believe in surprise quizes for your class (and who doesn’t enjoy that!), then here’s a few pop-quiz questions both you and your class will like to share “in the spirit of Halloween”:

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A: Blood Tests. Lots and Lots of Blood Tests!
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A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Boo
B: Boo Who?
A: Don’t be a cry-baby!
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Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: blood vessel
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Q: What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
A: Bloodhounds…
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Q: What is the baby ghost’s favorite game to play?
A: Peek-a-BOO! (make sure you emphasize the “Boo”)!

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