Free Teacher Joke - "Chicken Little"

One day I was reading the story of Chicken Little to my kindergarten class. I came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

I read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'"

When I paused I asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

Annie raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'What the hay! A talking chicken!!'"


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Free Teacher Joke - "The Price of Balloons"

Watching me fill balloons with helium at my school supply shop, a customer asked the price.

"It's a dollar per balloon," the cashier said.

The customer complained, "It used to be fifty cents."

Another customer concluded, "Well that's inflation."

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Free Teacher Joke - "What Bothers You the Most?"

I rushed my thirteen-year-old son, Eric, to the emergency room with a terrible cough, upset stomach, vomiting, diarrhea, and 102 degree fever. The doctor did an exam, and then asked Eric what bothered him the most.

After thinking it over, Eric said with a scratchy voice, "I would have to say getting an 'F' in Spanish."

Free Teacher Joke - "Rooftop Love"

Two antenna were hanging out on the rooftop.

After a few months, they fell in love and decided

to get married.

The wedding ceremony was pretty ordinary....

BUT THE RECEPTION WAS EXCELLENT!

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Free Teacher Jokes - "Thanksgiving Quiz"

With the holidays right around the corner, here's a few questions you can share with your class. Call it a "pop-quiz" of a different sort, but it will be sure to bring some laughter to your class!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? ...................Pilgrims!


If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? .........Their AGE




What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?................. Plymouth Rock

How much did the Mayflower weigh? ........................A Puri-TON

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
............Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.



Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? ....
...............No, you should just have the turkey!

What sound does a turkey's phone make? ..........Wing Wing


When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?......... In the dictionary!


How do you keep a turkey in suspense? .............I'll tell you at Christmas.


Why did the turkey cross the road? .............It was the chicken's day off.


Well, hope you have a great time with these jokes. If you get any funny responses, please post them! Enjoy! I will be most thankful for your responses!

Free Teacher Joke - "Standard Time Change"

This weekend ..
we will switch
the clock back
one hour to
standard time.
That means that hundreds of people will

accidentally be on time for Sunday School.

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Here's a riddle:

Three brothers share a family sport:
A nonstop marathon.
The oldest one is fat and short
And trudges slowly on.
The middle brother is tall and slim
And keeps a steady pace.
The youngest runs just like the wind,
Speeding through the race.
"He's young in years, we let him run,"
The other brothers say.
"'Cause though he's surely number one,
He's second, in a way."
What is this riddle talking about?

Answer: The hands of a clock: hour, minute and second.

Free Teacher Joke - "Sad Face"

Teacher: What a sad face.

What would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!




Have a happy weekend!

Free Teacher Joke - "Ageless"

A young student asked an elderly instructor how old she was.
She answered, "39 and holding."
The child thought for a moment, then said,
"And how old would you be if you let go?"

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Home From School Joke

The student comes home after his first day at school.
His mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
Her son replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Free Teacher Joke: First Day of School Note

A schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."