Free Teacher Joke "I Didn't Do It"

Jack came home from school and complained to his mother saying, "Mom, today I was punished at school for something I didn't do!"

His mom said, "Jack that's terrible! Do you want me to call your teacher to complain?"

Jack said, "I don't think that will help!"

Mom said, "That's ridiculous! What was it that you didn't do?"

Jack replied, "My homework."

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Free Teacher Joke - "Man's Best Friend"

I was sitting in a hospital waiting room watching a young mother helping her son finish a crossword puzzle.

"Mom," he asked, "what fits here?"

"It's Man's best friend," she hinted.

The boy thought for a second then guessed,

"Duct tape?"

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Free Teacher Joke - "Chicken Little"

One day I was reading the story of Chicken Little to my kindergarten class. I came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

I read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'"

When I paused I asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

Annie raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'What the hay! A talking chicken!!'"


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Free Teacher Joke - "Rooftop Love"

Two antenna were hanging out on the rooftop.

After a few months, they fell in love and decided

to get married.

The wedding ceremony was pretty ordinary....

BUT THE RECEPTION WAS EXCELLENT!

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Free Teacher Joke - "Crayons"

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Mike came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Mary, I ain't got no crayons." "Mike," Miss Mary said, "you mean," I don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?" "Not really," Mike said, "What happened to all them crayons?"

Hope your weekend is full of fun activities! Enjoy the colors of fall!

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FREE CLASSROOM JOKE - "RODNEY DANGERFIELD QUOTE"

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid.
One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. "

By: Comedian, Rodney Dangerfield

Free Teacher Joke - "Ageless"

A young student asked an elderly instructor how old she was.
She answered, "39 and holding."
The child thought for a moment, then said,
"And how old would you be if you let go?"

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Home From School Joke

The student comes home after his first day at school.
His mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
Her son replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Free Teacher Joke: First Day of School Note

A schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."