Free Teacher Joke - "Mom Has Stats"

Little Eric and his mother were out and about. Little Eric, out of the blue, asked his mother, "Mommy, how old are you?" His mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

Little Eric then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" His mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up." Little Eric still wanting to know about his mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" His mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." Then Little Eric, frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play.

He consults with his friend about the conversation between his mom and him. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, Little Eric and his mother are out and about again. Little Eric starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 37 years old." The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" Eric shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 150 pounds." "Where did you learn that?" said the mother again. Eric says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."