Free Quote For Teachers - "Rita Rudner - Trick-or-Treat?"

"Halloween was confusing.

All my life my parents said,

'Never take candy from strangers.'

And then they dressed me up and said,
'Go beg for it.'
I didn't know what to do.

I'd knock on people's doors and go,

'Trick or treat. No thank you.'"

Quote by: Rita Rudner (1955-) U.S. comedian, 1990 American Comedy Award for Funniest Female Stand-Up Comic.